When one begins a relationship with a band member and everything goes well until they decide they need more time for the band*
*band can be substituted for Tour, Studio, Jam Spot, Guitar, Drums, Bass etc.
*band can be substituted for Tour, Studio, Jam Spot, Guitar, Drums, Bass etc.
by MCRgirlxoxo December 21, 2019

A series of gays that all hate each other within their friend groups. But they can sure play some instruments.
by Daddison January 3, 2018

a fucking shitty ass band people listen to, to get closer to "satan" only famous because of mary on a cross
by Fact Talker July 19, 2023

A "Gen Z Band Kid" is someone with a outdated sense of humor, or someone with the humor of a Gen Z Five Year Old
by Kennonical October 2, 2023

1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.
SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.
by Dr. Smittens February 24, 2009

by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023

A phrase whose origins may have actually been intended at one point to be helpful. However its use today seems to be restrictive and would make one avoid local music scenes. It is entirely possible though that some or many cities uphold a more welcoming aspect when uttering this phrase. Within Ottawa, "Support local music" means either pop punk, emo or "hardcore" music as other genres "aren't marketable." There is also an antagonistic approach even to friends of the band or band member where they are expected to pay over being guest listed even if said person has limited financial means. The support seems to center specifically on money rather than listening to the music itself. One is also expected to do this for any local show, even if the band's genre is not to your preference because it's about them, not you.
Emo band: Support local bands, fam!
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.
Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.
Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.
by OneWhoWrites September 30, 2018
