National no friends day

Your friends left so you have no one you have to find new friends even though you have known them more than half of your life.

National no friends day when they leave you and you have to find new people that are not fake and won’t just ditch you

by Alexi_V237 April 23, 2022

National slap arse day

November 6th, national slap arse day is a free opportunity to slap somebody’s bums

Lewis slapped my arse but it’s national slap arse day

by Jamiecrookk November 4, 2020

National Hate Mytree Day

A day of hatred towards trees; for they keep dying for no reason.

Joe: Ugh I hate MyTree! Im going to celebrate National Hate Mytree day!!!
Bob: Shut the fuck up.

by giratinasnuggets March 21, 2022

national do the vanhook day

a day dedicated to doing the “vanhook.” put your hand on your ass to participate

“hey today is national do the vanhook day”

by nomadictoast April 12, 2019

national appreciate your ex day

on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them

guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine

by Theguywhoisnice November 27, 2021

May your woes be many, and your days be few.

A phrase Gabriel says before teleporting away in his fights.

Gabriel:Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine... May your woes be many, and your days be few.

by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 18, 2023

Soapy dick day

Your boyfriend or guy best friend has to send a soapy dick picture

Hey it’s Soapy dick day send a soapy dick picture

by Unknownsrose June 11, 2024