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National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16
Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day
by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022
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Ass fam

A family of shit-filled ass wipes who reuse bath water and have orgys with grandmas
Look at that ass fam, they live in such a dump!
by PutnamShice12 October 15, 2021
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Ass

Ass may refer to

A. Human muscles located near the pelvis.
B. A species of donkey.
C. A Human who is associated with negative terms.

This definition is elaborating C.

An ass is a common creature in the world usually found after the 80's. The Asses include: LGBT's, Horny Teens, Oppressive Militaries (Definitely not talking about a certain nation) and Woke people.

LGBT's are self-explanatory as they are just begging for attention where as only a few are respectable.

Oppressive Militaries, I'll let the Palestinians talk.

Woke people are those who engage in a cycle where they believe they're "morally" higher than everyone else and try taking down anyone they dislike using methods like Doxxing , Cancelling , Ratio , De-popularizing and Personal Cyber/Physical Bullying.
SSsniperwolf is such an ass for still having no shame

These Gay revolts are fighting for nothing they're asses to be honest.
by DiamondCob319 October 24, 2023
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Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
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Ass-ki-dent

"I'm sorry...is was an ass-ki-dent. I fuck3d up again... (am kicking myself in the ass for it now).
by bethabean July 5, 2024
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Ass in credit

When a man is dating a women but has plenty of other willing females who would have sex with him given half the chance.
"Bro, I'm enjoying my relationship with Shelly but I have so much ass in credit I'm wondering if I should play the field again".
by Pandiculating Brachiator April 3, 2019
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Ass wipe

Me..zoe...i am an ass wipe..i wipe ass
Maya:zoe...you are an ass wipe
by Princess of slang January 11, 2020
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