Where rich affluent kids go to experience their formative years in private school. They swear that they are not privileged and that they are in the middle class of the economic scale. Where they will ask you why your parent didn't vote for the affordability act, while living in a HOA that make sure you pay a fine for what plants you have in your front yard.
I'm an anarcho-communist that rails against the system, the sexism and racism and fascism that exist. At my private school they said that all of us are equal only after a few of us paid the tuition fee.
by anonymous October 6, 2022

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?
Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.
Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.
by thpseudonym July 8, 2023

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022

by I’m the real cat August 22, 2019

School has not changed in 100+ years. It dosent matter whether I’m or not it does anyway because it is all completely pointless and useless. We are not actually learning jackshit! instead, we are forced to memorise things. School is not about learning. It is the goverments way of moulding the minds of youths to basically become mindless drones. Why do you think school has the same format as prison. Tests. Tests are made not to see how much you have learnt but to see how much you have memorised. If it were about how much we have learnt it would not be bad if we got low marks because that’s how much we know not how much we memorised. Fuck That Place.
Teacher: You are at school you should listen to me and act like you are at School !
Student: Why miss? There’s no point because we-
Teacher: Oh would you look at that! DETENTION BITCH.
Student: Why miss? There’s no point because we-
Teacher: Oh would you look at that! DETENTION BITCH.
by -I AM WHITE AF- April 2, 2020
