A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023
“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021
If I guy asks you to give him head, you must do it at either your crib, or his. If not, it doesn’t count.
by Factually Proven April 12, 2019
by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021
ROOM 11 IS A FRICKEN CRAZY CLASS!!THERFOR OCTOBER 11 THERE WILL BE A DAY CALLED ROOM 11 DAY FOR THE STRANGEST CLASS IN UNIVERSE.
Girl 1: ROOM 11 is strange
Girl 2: For real, there's literally a day called "Room 11 day"
Girl 1: really? Well that sounds lame.
Girl 2: Yea, Cassandra. There's no point in Room 11 day
Girl 1: It's literally on October 11, how lame.
Girl 2: For real, there's literally a day called "Room 11 day"
Girl 1: really? Well that sounds lame.
Girl 2: Yea, Cassandra. There's no point in Room 11 day
Girl 1: It's literally on October 11, how lame.
by Anonymous1111666677 October 6, 2021
ROOM 11 IS CRAZY CLASS SO THEREFOR THERE WILL BE A DAY ON OCTOBER 11 THERE WILL BE A DAY FOR IT! SET YOUR CALENDARS;)
by Anonymous1111666677 October 6, 2021
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