School News

The creator of the best music.

Did you listen to thank u, deb?

Is that a School News song?
Yes, it is!

by schoolnews1 October 12, 2021

School

Hell

Bro I can’t wait to burn the school down

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 April 13, 2023

School

School means i really want to die

I want to school

by Udfuljflhdkglhlyf June 9, 2019

North Eugene High School

The shit school populated by the kids not rich enough to get into South, athletic enough to get into Sheldon, or smart enough to move away from North.
If you are an 8th grader and think you want to go to NEHS, find anywhere else to go.

Kids from North Eugene High School usually have the best smoke in town.

by A Concrete Slab June 15, 2021

Herrick Middle School

A school filled with guys who think they're the shit because they play AAA hockey and girls who wear way to much highlighter and scream every two seconds

Wow, that kid with the CCM hat perched on his head loudly bragging about playing AAA must go to Herrick Middle School

by pkane88 January 5, 2023

School

Hell

Person 1: man school sucks
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant hell
Person 2: Ohhhh, yeah agreed!

by Mommy milkerzs December 1, 2022

Middle School

A hell that is for 2-3 years. Said it is better in an Urban and Suburban area that Rural places.
The popular kids are dumb scumbags who dress like they walked out of a porno and the unpopular kids are overweight and wear glasses.

It should be noted all history teachers are alcoholics that put on a PragerU Kids video in the Fucking 8th grade. The gym teachers are molesting the popular kids and the Math Teacher is depressed as she watches local scumbag masterbate to a photo of her.

Don’t worry, this will only happen when the school makes you eat expired food because they’re too broke to afford good food, but can afford a dance.

Do you remember me from Middle School? 7th grade 3rd period English?
Yes! I underwent years of therapy to forget all of it!

by Bella the princess November 2, 2023