While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
by thecraklin March 3, 2015
Get the southern wet williemug. by Macduck November 23, 2023
Get the Willy wanglesmug. like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent
by arryboob June 10, 2024
Get the Fiddle E Willymug. by Willis Wong January 25, 2022
Get the Willis Wongmug. A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.
You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.
by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018
Get the Bruce Willismug. Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
Get the Wonking your willymug. 