Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;
1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.
2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.
3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.
2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.
3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
Hey Trevor!?
Yea?
The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.
Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.
Thanks Trevor.
Yea?
The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.
Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.
Thanks Trevor.
by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013
Get the Captain Enriquesmug. by Amaz1ng3 January 17, 2018
Get the captain tigeroomug. A YouTuber who does his best to make content and makes videos that a decently entertaining. I recommend go subscribing
by Soopscrub June 28, 2019
Get the captain cleavemug. Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.
Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?
Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".
George: What's a phone captain?
Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".
George: What's a phone captain?
Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 12, 2016
Get the Phone captainmug. Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
Get the Captain Crunch Glock box top couponmug. A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.
by - Bambino July 19, 2015
Get the Captain Hosermug. A Man just trying to do his job but is unfortunately surrounded by immature, childish men of similar age that are nothing but lazy liars.
by Just4thesake April 21, 2022
Get the Captainmug.