The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021
Get the Cons-toe-patedmug. Guy 1: Did you see her in those tights?!
Guy 2: Talk about camel toe fat!
Guy 1: I mean... I ain't complaining.
Guy 2: Talk about camel toe fat!
Guy 1: I mean... I ain't complaining.
by crackbabymama08 August 9, 2021
Get the Camel toe fatmug. "Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.
Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.
by Rustic Clam August 14, 2023
Get the Toe-Relieve-Culinarismmug. by tomas t November 7, 2020
Get the thomas thomas toemug. When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.
Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.
by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018
Get the Stanky tip toemug. by YeetoWords April 26, 2022
Get the lack toes and tolerencemug. 