Afternoon break

The act of wacking off at work

Where's Frank? Taking his afternoon break.

by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020

break your seal

when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.

friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night

by chumforyou2 June 20, 2020

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

Break-texting

When a message could be texted within a sentence or sentences and then send it out as one text entry, the message is broken down into a single word, words, or phrases. Because One message is broken down into a few text entries, the recipient receives 5-6 messages instead of 1.

"Omg Maggie freaking loves break-texting so every time she texts me, I got 10 messages instead of 1"

by UJUHHH July 29, 2020

Break your Clean

Breaking your clean gives the meaning of getting back into a bad habit. This can include getting back into drugs, self harm, or giving up rehab (mainly self harming again after doing it before after a long time).

“I noticed you were drinking again last night. Did you break your clean?”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”

by MercuryQueen August 11, 2020

tetris break

Tetris break. For when life gets too real and you just need to stack some blocks.

Me: Oi
James: What
Me: I'm gonna go for a 'Tetris Break' (patent pending)
James: Ok.

by kangaroo jack 420 August 31, 2020

tetris break

Tetris Break. Sometimes life gets too real and you want to just stack some blocks.

Me: Oi.
James: What.
Me: I'm off for a 'Tetris Break' (Patent Pending)
James: Ok.

by kangaroo jack 420 August 31, 2020