Harry Potter sexual

When a person feels only atracted to a Harry Potter carecter or to Harry Potter himself. It feels a bit like you want to be his girlfriend or even, in my case, his wife.

Interviewer: ,, So what sexuality are you?"

Me: ,, Oh I don't see Harry Potter sexual over here. Can I at least write it over in this corner and mark it? ''
Interviewer: ,,Um... yeah go ahead...."

by Lianalewis December 26, 2020

Sexual Bank Account

A Sexual Bank Account is when you or a partner gives sexual pleasure with out reciprocal events. Which then are either a deposit or withdrawal in that couples joint Sexual Bank Account. Obviously like a real account you can not over draw on it.

I had to give Matthew the sad report that having reviewed the state of our Sexual Bank account and finding it was in serious condition that he might have to make a deposit to even consider another blow job..didn't go well but whats a girl to do..??

by DaynaS March 14, 2008

Sexual Onset Tourette's

When someone regularly has a sudden loud outburst of unexplained obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks accompanying an orgasm.

Jane: Oh, baby I'm going to cum!
Dick:Me too. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER, OH FUCK!
Later that day:
Betty: Jane, how was your night with Dick?
Jane: I'm never seeing him again, he has sexual onset Tourette's!

by Trixie Hicks October 16, 2008

Buy-Sexual

The act of purchasing a product for someone in return for a sexual favor or act they perform for the purchaser. Separate from prostitution.

I am buy-sexual. You buy that for me, I will be sexual!

by WNY_Mike April 22, 2010

too sexual for love

somebody that cares too much about sex on a relationship that theyre far from falling in love.

Cain: "i love you babe!"
Cainlana: "so you wanna fuck?"
Cain: "again?"
Cainlana: "if you love me youll fuck me!!"
Cain: "do you love me?"
Cainlana: "no, im too sexual for love"

by KatChamber September 1, 2007

Scared-of-Dick Sexual

A girl who only dates girls, not because they are gay, but because they are scared of dicks.

Robert-"Hey, did you hear Vanna is dating a girl? I didn't know she was gay."
Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."

by James_Bond007skyfall January 18, 2018

tic tac sexual

A felling to shag all tic tacs mainly callums corner

im tic tac sexual
man 2:kys

by Uncle Barry touched me October 1, 2021