Pocket Knot

The impossible knot headphone cords seem to achieve while in a pocket. These knots form in a non-time sensitive manner. The difficulty of undoing them is proportional to how loud the background noise in a room or the importance of the phone call.

Hey, I'll call you back, it's really loud in here and I just pulled out a pocket knot that could've killed Houdini.

by 4noKateTour April 25, 2014

Crotch Pocket

The pocket of air created between a person's crotch and pantyhose or tights that are gradually slipping down with regular wear.

I've got to get to a bathroom to pull up my tights and get rid of this crotch pocket!

by Megan P. March 29, 2009

Pocket Mail

When your phone is in your pocket and you got a text message.

*Phone in pocket*
*Ring Ring*
Friend: Whoa somone has pocket mail (:

by HannahHomicide(: January 2, 2011

Pocket fart

A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.

Dammit! This uncomfortable feeling in my butt must be a pocket fart.

by FuckedUpDrummer March 8, 2018

Crotch Pocket

When sitting Indian-Style, (Native American-Style to be PC), the 'crotch pocket' is the little triangle where the legs cross.

'Yo, dude. Where is my Bic?'
'It's in my crotch pocket.'

When the cops rolled through, Capone hid the bowl and marijuana in his crotch pocket until they rolled past.

by MachZRo September 19, 2009

Flesh Pocket

The soft outer covering of vertebrates, aka Epidermis... aka skin. It forms a protective barrier over the body's surface, responsible for keeping water in the body and preventing pathogens from entering. Similar to how a pocket holds things in and protects them from falling out.

I am one sad excuse of flesh pocket today; I look like a zombie.

She has some seriously sexy flesh pockets.

Is that your flesh pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

by Clairee0316 December 18, 2013

pocket cracker

a wood nymph, a small woodland dwelling creature, usually hiding in hollow trees in deep forrests. tall pointed hats and fluffy beards are common among these creatures

look at that little pocket cracker!!!

by Adrienne Cox October 14, 2008