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Mike

1 Girl- “Mike been messing with both of us”!
by Kitties Mohawk May 22, 2021
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Mike Maniachi

he is an asshole..but its okay cause he knows what that means. he giggles like the sunshine and is apparently shy??? but i dont see it. mike is the bomb dot com. Mike loves sushi.
why do you keep calling me an asshole?, because youre mike maniachi and you know why
by couchpotato33 August 26, 2010
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Mike Pallidino

He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.
Mike pallidino sucks at madden
by Bleat November 26, 2019
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Mike

Short for Michael in many cultures.

This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
"Mike's coming over later, is that cool?"

"Which fucking Mike?"
by NickEffinB May 30, 2025
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big mike

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.
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Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.
Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.
by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023
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MIKE LANE

DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE
by djdjhrnxnxbdbd December 10, 2021
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