Hop on Dark Souls 2

Slang for having aggressive, gay oral sex.

Hey Krisz, wanna hop on Dark Souls 2?

by Chaserxrd August 12, 2025

hop on blackout

you want to kill and scalp guinea pigs while sounding yourself to redcards and then after doing this jerking off to green cards then raping commanders while you have a blade dancer sucking you off then after doing all of this you get mad rage quit and hop on crim

im cumming hop on blackout

by pugledugle August 30, 2025

Hop on Hyperlazer'd

A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on hyperlazer'd on roblox and do rough bum sex

Yo bro hop on hyperlazer'd

Sure bro *pulls down pants and begins to get bum fucked*

by cilantrosalami September 11, 2025

Homie hopping party favor

The girl that gets with one dude then gets with all his friends one at a time, depending on who has the bigger bag that night

I'm not "with" her. She has a man but she's a classic "homie hopping party favor"

by anonymous January 16, 2025

hopping tommy

a little black or brown bug that jumps. also known as a click beetle.

woah! there’s a hopping tommy in the kitchen!!

by a..dott January 29, 2025

hop on forsaken

Slang used by femboys to get rough anal sex

Do you wanna hop on forsaken?
I would love too! Let me grab the lube!

by mrawsomesauce January 31, 2025

Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on Hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: Yo bro, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait ait

by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025