Kyled

To choke someone/something unwantedly with much force

Stay away from him, He totally kyled Penelope last night.

by Paddleboardpals June 28, 2019

Kyle

The best guy in word. So loveable and adorable. Rich but hides it for some reason. Is a simp for one girl only :)

I love Kyle
That guy is definitely a Kyle

by PiggyPoop63 June 4, 2021

Kyle Marshall

a mother that is transphobic but says "love who you love" whenever someone brings up a same sex relationship and who also is emotionally abusive and talks about your body too much to the point it makes you so uncomfortable you don't even want to bring food up around her cause you know she'll say something

"sam, i love your mom"
"sure she's such a kyle marshall tho"
"what's that?"
"huh? i didn't say anything"
"oh i thought i heard you say she was a kyle marshall?"
"dude what even is that?"

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Kyle

Someone who shouldn't be around old people

The nursing home had to go under lockdown due to that Kyle kid

by Trooper1129 April 10, 2020

Kyle

Kyle that kinda guy to just Randomly jumps into a fucking table. Has a giant horse penis.

Boy1 : why did that guy just jump into a table?
Boy2 : oh yeh that Kyle you’ll get used to it soon.

by ThatRandoGuy November 22, 2021

Kyle

Closing 40 Mile Saloon Tuesday nights, crispy as a Dr. Pepper. #RollTide

Heard you pulled a Kyle at the bar last night. #RollTide

by Kyle 40 November 23, 2021

kyle

a dumdum that has way too many simps for his own good

damn that guy kyle must make hella bank

by vectorperkins September 15, 2020