Brown Balloon

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.

"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"

"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."

by TheDirtyHoledMole September 9, 2016

Brown cheese

If you meet a norwegian person they will most likely brag about this, and it is really annoying

1: Hey, are you norwegian?

2: Yes.

2: By the way did you know we made brown cheese

1: *ugh*

by Typerman69 August 20, 2021

Brown Biden

The act of Joe Biden himself delivering a steamy shit on your chest.

"Hey John what's wrong?"
" I got a Brown Biden last night."

by The shit maniac January 25, 2022

Brown “e”

When somebody wastes a whole shitload of brown construction paper and cuts them into the shape of an E, they make brown e’s.

Dummy: Anybody want some brown “e”s?
Person: Sure! (realizes they are actually the letter e)
Dummy: They are the most popular letter out there!

by Budo's Kid Sister April 22, 2019

koko brown

A delicious Hawaiian beer - Also known as the light brown substance secreted from one's ass after nearly breaking a friends expensive electronic

Yo I almost koko brown'd when that camera slipped out of my hand

by Nosefalls May 22, 2014

Brown Shield

When a cop breaks up your house party, while he/she is inside and making everyone leave inside, you go out and take a dump on the cop car's windshield.

I gave a cop a brown shield since I was kicked out of this party and really needed to go Number 2.

by Halloween Prankster November 1, 2009

Brown Twerk

The act of twerking on a man’s penis while shitting

Ahh man, Last night was Lit - I got the brown twerk.

by Twerk master June 15, 2020