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Life Points

A resource from the japanese playing card game Yu-Gi-Oh. They start at 800 and if they drop to zero you lose the duel.
Life Points can also be used for card costs and maintenance. Two card examples are Solemn Judgment (One-time payment of half of your current) and Imperial Order (700 LP per turn or the card is destroyed).
A few monsters' offensive and defensive stats are also dependant on LP. Two examples based on your own LP are Meklord Emperor Granel and the Dinomorphia monsters. One example taking the opponent's LP as attack is Endless Decay (when summoned, ATK = half of the opponent's LP).
Duelist A: I discard Ash Blossom & Joyous Spring to negate your Maxx "C".
Duelist B: Chain Link 2, I activate Solemn Judgment and pay the Life Point cost to negate your Ash Blossom.
Duelist A: Chain Link 3, I activate Seven Tools of the Bandit by paying 1000 Life Points to negate your Solemn Judgment.
Duelist B: Motherf... I don't have a response.
by GigaBait January 11, 2025
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the Forgotten Point

The point in time at which, after someone dies, no living person remembers that individual anymore. The amount of time for this takes occur varies from person to person; and depends on how popular they were and how many close friends and family they have.
Charlie was very popular and well liked. It will take them many years before they reach the forgotten point. Joe was not as well known; so he will reach the forgotten point sooner than Charlie will.
by Vanguard 1998 December 19, 2020
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Bo Points

An imaginary point system awarded when a lesbian does something stereotypically lesbain.
Girl A: I just changed my oil and hammered something all while drinking a beer!

Girl B: Nice! If only you had also said "Nailed me some bitches!" You would have score bonus Bo Points.

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Girl: Serena does not know how to drive a manual transmission! I am hereby stripping her of any and all accrued Bo Points.
by Ross9 October 13, 2010
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Slay Points

A counter showing how much you slay. Made by me and a friend.
Joshua: I got 132.67 slay points just now! I have 564,943 now!
Hudson: Cool!
Me: I have 631,643. I tie my friend at 1st.
by DaCuberz December 19, 2023
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Triple Point Shit

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium
Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!
by The ironic chemist July 20, 2024
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Cock Point

To hold someone at cock point is to rack back your foreskin to put cum in the chamber and then fire it off in a firehose-like fashion.

Multiple projectiles can be used besides cum such as birdshot, anal beads, etc. if inserted through the anus.
"Watch out buddy! I got you at cock point!"

>Racks back foreskin

"I got a family! Don't do it!"
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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Barney point

top hangout for junkies and eshay cunts. the shithole of central Queensland. Your likely to step on a used needle at good ole Barney point
Fuck ive stepped on a needle
Thats Barney point for ya
by ripbarneypointbeach March 24, 2021
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