Cheese grater

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles

Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"

by Lord cheese 101 May 26, 2020

turdaroni and cheese

Noun.

used to describe a bowl (or plate) of macaroni and cheese that is being consumed in the presence of a huge turd.
Often, the turd will try to deny all allegations in attempt to refute turdaroni-and-cheese claims, but you'll know.

Mickey: "I'm sooo hungry!"

Cindy: "Didn't you just have mac and cheese for lunch?"

Mickey: "Yeah but I was with Dylan, so it turned out to be just another disappointing bowl of turdaroni and cheese."

by penguinpleazer69 January 8, 2012

The Big Cheese

Someone who can be a very big criminal and/or may be wearing a hat, typically either a beanie or fedora. Often the head of a crime ring (Or multiple crime rings), similar to someone with the alias "Big Tony" or "Frank Sinatra". Will insist on being referred to as "The Big Cheese" rather than their actual name, even when talking with friends. Will have an odor of feta, cheddar, gouda, blue cheese, swiss, provelone, brie, American?, pepper jack, parmesan, or gerbils, but only one at a time. The true name of someone with "The Big Cheese" as their alias is often concealed, but have often been found to have stupid names that are one syllable and contain four letters.

Ryan's Friend: Hey, I think that "The Big Cheese" is kind of bad at Clash Royale.

The Big Cheese: I'm going to have my underling Smooth Jimbo rub you out for that comment, you sack of overused marmalade. Then I'll put so many holes in you that you'll look like that piece of Swiss Cheese I slammed down my gullet this morning.

by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022

cheese wrap

A crusty layer of cheese underneath an uncircumcised penis' foreskin, often eaten by lower class hookers in exchange for drugs

She was eager to give the man a bi until she discovered the cheese wrap surrounding his member

by Dirtdan31 February 20, 2015

cheese nugget

a nugget filled with cheese

guy #1: I'm in the mood for chicken, but i want cheese too, but i want them together...

guy #2: Then have a cheese nugget.

by th3b3$t May 26, 2009

Cheese network

In fantasy sports terms, when a GM weaves an intricate web of trade partners using sketchy trades and cronyism to get an upper hand in negotiations. Cheese networks can also be used to circumvent league rules without anybody noticing.

He just used his cheese network to shed $4M in cap without giving up any assets.

by blue_star_playing_apex_legends January 8, 2021

Ass Cheese

You call someone an "Ass Cheese" when they do something really dumb that pisses off everyone. This word was invented during Lunch recess at Zion Heights Middle School when SOMEONE kicked the class 8-1's only volleyball over a fence.

George(fake name) : *Kicks volleyball over the fence during lunch recess*
John(fake name): Great Job you !@#%ing ASS CHEESE!!!!
George: Duuuuuuuh
John: *beats up George*

by SovietNorthDefinitions1955 November 17, 2021