Crotch Pocket

What driver or passenger of a car uses when he/she fails to get one of the few precious cupholders in a car, and is forced to put the ice cold drink between their legs, usually just below the crotch region.

Aww Man! i have to use my crotch pocket to hold on to my drink because my stupid Buick only has two cupholders for 5 people.

by MC Razzle Dazzle August 10, 2009

pocket perv

My nickname for my dick, because it likes kinky shit. I also call it "Marvin" or "John Cena."

My pocket perv is getting hard, look out ladies!

by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009

Crotch Pocket

When sitting Indian-Style, (Native American-Style to be PC), the 'crotch pocket' is the little triangle where the legs cross.

'Yo, dude. Where is my Bic?'
'It's in my crotch pocket.'

When the cops rolled through, Capone hid the bowl and marijuana in his crotch pocket until they rolled past.

by MachZRo September 19, 2009

Pocket Mail

When your phone is in your pocket and you got a text message.

*Phone in pocket*
*Ring Ring*
Friend: Whoa somone has pocket mail (:

by HannahHomicide(: January 2, 2011

Pocket Rape

When someone asks you if how much money you have on your person and when you show them they proceed to help themselves.

Girl: How much change do you have on you?

Guy: This much (shows her contents of his pocket)

Girl: Ooh, I need 52 cents (takes fifty two cents)

Guy: Wait! No! ... that was a blatant case of pocket rape, I said no.

by GinSeven December 2, 2010

Crotch Pocket

The pocket of air created between a person's crotch and pantyhose or tights that are gradually slipping down with regular wear.

I've got to get to a bathroom to pull up my tights and get rid of this crotch pocket!

by Megan P. March 29, 2009

pocket cracker

a wood nymph, a small woodland dwelling creature, usually hiding in hollow trees in deep forrests. tall pointed hats and fluffy beards are common among these creatures

look at that little pocket cracker!!!

by Adrienne Cox October 14, 2008