Noah

The skinny-legend of Mr.Grennan's physics class. He's read the other definitions and knows he's a total catch...but only in 3 mounts, when he turns 16. BUT DONT MENTION HIS BROTHER OR ITS A NO GO

daaaammmmnnnnnn, good things come in small packages, just look at Noah.

by NGCANL March 4, 2019

noah

he watches porn... but he dont even jerk off to it, what a weirdo

kid: look at this porn vid
noah: its good
kid: bro u are the only one here not jeking off
noah:... ehhh
kid: bruh

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

Noah

A Trinidadian who knows everything about everything

You cannot correct him because he is a noah.

Darius is ah real noah boy.

by Sighty Ranks May 28, 2019

Noah

Noah, also called Atze, is a friend who pulls out a gun if shit happens.

Guy 1: Brat, give me the money
Guy 2: No fucking way, Noah come over.
Girl 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9: Omg

by BigTPump March 8, 2022

Noah Malonga

One of the best friends you could ever ask for. He’ll make you happy whenever your down. If you ever meet a Noah in your life then your lucky.

“Did you know Noah Malonga scored 15 against ONL” “Nah but I’m sure he went crazy

by sir.dd_33 November 23, 2021

Noah Rain

A small reference to the story of Noah and his arc found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God planned to flood the earth with rain and instructed Noah to build an arc to survive.

Noah Rain: Raining hard as crap, to the point where it is hard to drive, hard to see out of windows, and potentially causes flooding.

"Damn, this is like Noah Rain right now. I cant even see the road." rain storm SHOWERS

by DawnMay May 27, 2014

Noah

The strongest and cutest person you will ever meet, if he is your friend, K.I.T, if he is your boyfriend, marry him, he is strong, he has perverted humor but isn't a perv, he is multi-trick pony he never stops surprising his friends, and he is the best person ever

"Wow every girl just Immediately went for him"
"Yep that's Noah for you"

by Elizabith is good March 13, 2021