God-Karen

The one true being of all Karens. even the Karens fear her. She will downright get you fired the moment she walks in. drives the most expensive SUV van there is out in the world. She has more than 5+ million followers on Facebook. Her hair style will choke you to death. Sun-glasses bigger than a solar panel. Her essential oils? Top notch. Her kids? Barley hanging to life. If you see her, run while you still can.

Bro 1: What's that shiny thing over there?
Bro 2: Oh no bro, it's her!
Bro 1: Who's "her"?

Bro 2: ITS THE GOD-KAREN!
Bro 2: RUN!

by UisforUgly August 19, 2020

The weave god

The ultimate god. better than zeus, better than hades. all gather round. praise the allmighty god.

its weave day! EVERYONE PRACTICE THE OLD WEAVEIST WAYS! WEAVE DAY! ALL HAIL THE ELDERS! START SNATCHIN DEM WEAVES NOW! PRAISE THE WEAVE GOD! WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

by frbt8ft797ny February 6, 2019

SIMP GOD

the god of all simps he will simp for simps

i am the SIMP GOD please respect me

by Ȝ October 25, 2020

slaying the gods

whenever you look good as hell and you know it

dang beyoncé was slaying the gods on stage last night

by yagurlz April 24, 2017

Skittles God

A rainbow found in Pennsylvania, that will willingly suck you off, especially on Fridays.

Jeff: Damn boi he thicc
Chonk: who ya talkin bout dere bud?
Jeff: That damn thicc ass Skittles God is who dere bud.

by BoLynch007 September 1, 2020

Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.

Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant

by MEEEEMES July 24, 2018

god plz no

when chica from fnaf 1 Xbox stays at your door for an hour and the next time you check your power

power: 2%

you: god plz no no nooooo

you: plz bonnie save me from this dum and ugly chicken

god plz no something you say when something bad happens to you

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020