Nerd

An insult given to people who are absolute geniuses and will save our asses one day

when the world is ending a nerd is gonna be the one to save our asses

by nabrU yranoitciD January 15, 2020

Nerdballer

Noun
1. A person who participates in competitive games that are niche and most often, though not exclusively based on fiction. Examples include Quidditch, Battle Games/LARPs, Jugger.
2. An attendee of nerdball events.

"I found out why Nick doesn't come to watch rugby with us. He plays Exodus on Friday nights. Never knew he was a Nerdballer."

by JPtheLARPelf April 2, 2020

Nerd Body

A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.

"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."

by J and J December 19, 2020

Nerd Rage

A song that was created by the fake cartoon band Your Favorite Martian. Which had Puff-Puff Humbert, the main singer. Voiced by Ray William Johnson. And Benetar, The guitarist, pianist, AND singer. Who was voiced by Ray William Johnson in YFMTS and Jesse Cale in the songs.

I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
They say I nerd rage, I say they don't understand
Keep talkin' trash, bitch
I'ma have to ban you from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But I'ma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering, you're making it worse
And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first
And fuck Comic Sans and fuck low bandwidth
And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddamnit
I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!

by Radin Happier October 29, 2022

wii nerd

a persome who would rather play nintendo wii than go outside.

a person who is excited about a new wii game coing out.

a person uasully female, who get the wii fit instead of going to a gym

hey man wanna go play soccer

no im just gonna stay in the house and try to beat the new marion bros.

dude you are such a wii nerd

by Pattilac croy March 29, 2010

Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"

Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black

by Faerduron October 16, 2012

Ghost nerd

In call of duty black ops, you can use the ability ghost to camp in the corner and get priceless rage.

Why you little ghost nerd camping in the corner. Go camp somewhere else for 2 second. Thats right, ghost are for NEEERDS!!!!

by A person who is just browsing January 15, 2016