Kyle's are special, they may drink too much monster and they may also punch a lot of drywall, but Kyle's are really good friends and good listeners and really shy but sexy but also like to keep their emotions to themselves. They also smoke a lot of weed.
Girl #1: Oh theres Kyle, maybe we should go talk to him
Girl #2: No he's got 2 monsters next to him, we should talk to him later
Girl #2: No he's got 2 monsters next to him, we should talk to him later
by kyledenton November 23, 2021
by Tyson graver December 22, 2019
by Tyson graver December 22, 2019
Typically gay and transgender. Kyles love child porn and berating retail employees. A Kyle's diet consists of a 20 piece McNugget, a basket of fries, a large Coke, and extra BBQ sauce. Kyle is gay and loves strong black men. A Kyle's grandma will usually have a black eye because she didn't get him the right soylent.
"Mom, can you get me a large Papa John's pepperoni pizza?"
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."
by BiggJawn May 30, 2022
Kyle is an amazing person. He is beautiful, inside and out. He has a positive attitude and is one of the sweetest people you will meet. Although Kyle is a nice person, you should not be mean or ride towards Kyle. He is the one friend that you will have forever. Kyle is a shy person, but once you get to know him, he opens up. Kyle will face msny battles alone, but he will do anything to keep those close to him happy.
by i.love_80s March 28, 2020
Kyle is better than you
by the amazing boy October 13, 2019
Kyle is better than you
by the amazing boy October 13, 2019