Jordan

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass

did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies

You’re a jordan Aspinall

by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020

Jordan

A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you

My mum wants a jordan all the time

by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017

Jordan Russ

A girl that is amazing DUH

omg jordan russ is AMAZING

by Jordan fishstickz January 20, 2021

Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him

Hi Jordan shut up side character

by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023

Maminho Jordan

A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.

Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.

by greatpoets July 4, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a relaxed and chilled person. Jordan’s are funny and like joking with people. They like messing with people. Jordan’s are also Assholes but in a funny way and don’t mean it. Jordans also have a good personality. Jordan’s are attractive with brownish hair and brown eyes and tall.

Her: that’s Jordan he is an asshole.

Her 2: get to know him and you would like him

by Alex Markus November 22, 2021