Bacon handjob

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

slap bacon

Having sex with no protection

You slap bacon last night with that hoe?

by Pretty Gang March 7, 2015

bacon flinching

Bacon flinching, when you take a piece of bacon tie a string to it and give it to your girlfriend to swallow. While having sex just before your about to cum, you yank out the bacon, causing your girlfriend to wretch, which will also make her tighten up making your orgasms so much stronger.

Babe I am horny shall we try some Bacon Flinching tonight?

by Bacon Flinching January 6, 2018

Shake Your Bacon

To display your sexual prowess.

Shake your bacon if you know what I mean.

by Nina Hara November 23, 2020

Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.

I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate

by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018

Foreskin Bacon

To be someone whom is acting like a muppet

Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean

by Ryan. De Ieso January 24, 2025

bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "

by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017