Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.

Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???

by QuacksO November 24, 2022

Cat's worth of weed

4.37 grams.

I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.

by Insom April 16, 2021

weed cult

a group of kpop stans on tiktok that have their idols name with weed at the end of it as their username

ex:

person 1: have you seen those kpop weed accounts?
person 2: oh yea i’m one of them my @ is yutasweed it’s called the weed cult

by chancore December 29, 2020

weed yard

A yard where people smoke weed or somewhere you grow weed

Bro meet me at the weed yard next tuesday

by Firastorm August 18, 2016

Weeded

1. A term used to describe the cringe you’re witnessing without being extremely rude

2. To be picked out of your family to do chores

3. to be blamed in Among us as the imposter

4. To be accused of something your not responsible for.

Bruh, we just got weeded.

Damn my friends just weeded me for no reason at all.

This YouTube video I’m witnessing has weeded my brain out of existence.

My family weeded me out of my Funtime to do chores.

by Vizonex May 23, 2021

Holy Weed

A person that is cool but can get carried away when high kicks in

My friend was such an Holy Weed when he got drunk and nearly did his future

by quhfhjsbfkj June 11, 2020