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Hop On Angry Birds

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.
Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.
by peepeeshit May 13, 2021
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hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
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hop along

person:”i like hop along!”
person2:”oh so you’re trans?”
by catboysementester69 November 15, 2020
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Let’s hop on thick legends

A term that means you and someone else watch porno videos involving thicc thighs or thicc boobs it doesn’t matter
Jimmy: yo bro let’s hop on thick legends
Nicholas: Yeah bro just make sure your mom isn’t home
by Yourmommyfattest November 11, 2021
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hop on slappyball

The act of having sex with 5 big oily men
Usually practiced by men who are addicted to gaming.
John : Yo, wanna hop on Slappyball?
John 2 : Sure my fwb
by joebidenXIJr June 4, 2024
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Hop on Rust

A request for smooth sexual intercourse with a sex buddy or long time partner
by PinDarkShadow April 26, 2023
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Hopped the fence

Old fashioned way of saying some has cheated on their spouse/partner.
Person 1: I hear Susie hopped the fence on Jake.

Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.
by Summer Birdsong September 3, 2021
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