ethan

ethan is a square

person 1: wow look theres ethan
yoda: ethan square he is
person 1: wow thanks yoda from star wars

by ethanisasquare November 15, 2023

Ethan

YOU FUCKIN WHAT MATE BUNCH OF LIARS ETHAN IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS A PRICK INNIT FAM

Ethan is a prick innit fam

by Ethan innit fam October 10, 2019

ethan

that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan

guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

Ethan

he uses fish as pencils and wont let go of the fact his dog isnt an aeroplane

Ethan: "I SEEN EM FLY I SWEAR"

by I hate concerts May 15, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a tall very weak man who gets beaten in races by his just above 5ft girlfriend.

Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan

by Sophia the 5ft legend May 02, 2021

Ethan

absolute liberal whos main attack is Coochie Sock! will eat your ass if you are mean to him. he also has a scary attack called Mean Glare. this attack he put you in a coma while he rapes you

that ethan is scary!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Steal Your Roblox February 14, 2019

Ethan

Probably has asthma. He is really funny but never comes to school because he’s a hypochondriac. He’s also really good at video games

Why didn’t Ethan come to school today?
He had a runny nose.
Oh

by Sir Gay of BonerLand March 19, 2018