Max

a very handsome boy from Virum, Denmark and lots of bootyful gurls love him - he also has a big dick with lots of bitches to sit on it

yo thats a max

by thiccthiccdaddy37 May 23, 2022

Poor-Maxing

where someone refuses to spend any amount of money on anything even when they need to

Jacob is poor-maxing

by minkjtr November 28, 2023

Max

A huge Christian who dedicates his whole life to the lord but is a middle child who gets no love or attention and is usually forgotten by his family

You see max over there

by Ggh8max999888 February 29, 2020

Max

Max is a cool boys name.
It shows that you are very rich and very clasfull.
Everybody who haves the name Max is cool, hott and smart.

Max is cool

by Mister MP November 21, 2021

Max

Max is just a real piece of shit. Nobody likes Max.

*Max enters room.
*Everyone else leaves room.

by Hayyiy October 28, 2020

Max

Some girl named Jlo is dating him because he is so fricken fine!

Oh look it is max we better get away before Jlo gets here

by !!Who dat April 28, 2025

Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.

Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit

by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022