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Wow, that Jordan is an ass, huh?
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jordan rumbles

A jordan Rumbles is one of the greatest guys you’ll ever meet. He is kind, loving, patient and trustworthy. He will always keep your secrets, and drive you to work when your car decides not to work.

He is hard working, he doesn’t take the easy way out because he knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. He only has a small circle of friends who he trusts and absolutely adores.

He inspires you to do better, to be better.

He has an amazing sense of humor, it’s so good that you continue to be friends after he rejects you the first time you tried to kiss him. He has cute fluffy blonde hair and adorable freckles on his nose!

Jordan Rumbles is a good listener, he is always there. He is my best friend. You’d do anything for a Jordan Rumbles..
Jordan Rumbles is the perfect example of a great man.
by SouthAfricanStekkie November 22, 2021
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Jordan

a person with a overly massive GYATT, so big they cant fit it in a chair
when joey sits down he gets taller

he is a jordan
by anonymous June 18, 2024
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Jordan Quoc Van

A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.
Jordan Quoc Van is my boyfriend.
by Communism Buddha November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan an absolute sigma male the a cock that reaches the moon bitches love him he gets all the hoes
Girl:Omg is that Jordan
Girl 2:*gets impregnated just by looking at him
by Magnum_sized_condoms November 24, 2021
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Backstabber, Usually fake ,not a good friend, is rude and also has no morals and is usually gay and most likely a horse
by Hola54 December 7, 2019
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