Harry Potter sexual

When a person feels only atracted to a Harry Potter carecter or to Harry Potter himself. It feels a bit like you want to be his girlfriend or even, in my case, his wife.

Interviewer: ,, So what sexuality are you?"

Me: ,, Oh I don't see Harry Potter sexual over here. Can I at least write it over in this corner and mark it? ''
Interviewer: ,,Um... yeah go ahead...."

by Lianalewis December 26, 2020

Sexual Bank Account

A Sexual Bank Account is when you or a partner gives sexual pleasure with out reciprocal events. Which then are either a deposit or withdrawal in that couples joint Sexual Bank Account. Obviously like a real account you can not over draw on it.

I had to give Matthew the sad report that having reviewed the state of our Sexual Bank account and finding it was in serious condition that he might have to make a deposit to even consider another blow job..didn't go well but whats a girl to do..??

by DaynaS March 14, 2008

Sexual Onset Tourette's

When someone regularly has a sudden loud outburst of unexplained obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks accompanying an orgasm.

Jane: Oh, baby I'm going to cum!
Dick:Me too. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER, OH FUCK!
Later that day:
Betty: Jane, how was your night with Dick?
Jane: I'm never seeing him again, he has sexual onset Tourette's!

by Trixie Hicks October 16, 2008

Buy-Sexual

The act of purchasing a product for someone in return for a sexual favor or act they perform for the purchaser. Separate from prostitution.

I am buy-sexual. You buy that for me, I will be sexual!

by WNY_Mike April 22, 2010

too sexual for love

somebody that cares too much about sex on a relationship that theyre far from falling in love.

Cain: "i love you babe!"
Cainlana: "so you wanna fuck?"
Cain: "again?"
Cainlana: "if you love me youll fuck me!!"
Cain: "do you love me?"
Cainlana: "no, im too sexual for love"

by KatChamber September 1, 2007

tic tac sexual

A felling to shag all tic tacs mainly callums corner

im tic tac sexual
man 2:kys

by Uncle Barry touched me October 1, 2021

Sexual snap popping

The act of mounting your significant other and then to proceed with pounding of the anus, ejaculating into their ass, as they begin to fart then proceed to fondle their vagina or Genitalia and finally flick the anus.

Being defined , yo did you hear Jessica and Bobby last night, they were totally sexual snap popping

by Julien f.l June 24, 2021