School-
Noun.
The place where you go after being born. The government lets you stay home for a few years to get your brain working and make you think school is a PRIVILEGE(though it is not it is a requirement) and then ship you off to hell. This is the place where,in Junior High, after your first menstrual pad, you have to pay for the next one. This is the place where they start to shape you how they want you to be in society, and take away all ability to think for yourself. This is the place where you will become depressed, lifeless, dead-inside, and CORRUPTED. Apparently you when you were born, you automatically signed your life over to the government to do with as they please, on a document commonly know as your ‘Birth Certificate’.
You also must get up way earlier than a reasonable time for a child.
And you have to spend about 13-15 years of your life in it, not counting getting held back or-god forbid- collage.
Noun.
The place where you go after being born. The government lets you stay home for a few years to get your brain working and make you think school is a PRIVILEGE(though it is not it is a requirement) and then ship you off to hell. This is the place where,in Junior High, after your first menstrual pad, you have to pay for the next one. This is the place where they start to shape you how they want you to be in society, and take away all ability to think for yourself. This is the place where you will become depressed, lifeless, dead-inside, and CORRUPTED. Apparently you when you were born, you automatically signed your life over to the government to do with as they please, on a document commonly know as your ‘Birth Certificate’.
You also must get up way earlier than a reasonable time for a child.
And you have to spend about 13-15 years of your life in it, not counting getting held back or-god forbid- collage.
Shannon: GOD DAMN it is too early for this fucking nonsense we call school. And WAY too early for the torture of algebra 2 class.
Lacy: Well Shannon what do you expect? It’s School, Literally LIVING HELL.
Shannon://Groans and throws head on desk//
Lacy: Well Shannon what do you expect? It’s School, Literally LIVING HELL.
Shannon://Groans and throws head on desk//
by FuckingHuntressBitch May 5, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. by Your local skyline R32 November 3, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. This is a school where the white people think they control it. Where they’re wanna be gangsters. Snitches grew up here. If you aren’t white and you go here you chances of succeeding are low.
by Nicki with the real booty December 28, 2018
Get the Ralston High Schoolmug. barely any hot girls, libtard as hell, transtards going in the bathroom of the opposite sex, whores in high school, communist teachers, targets students with an IEP, and is a hippie school, kids on pot, and dumbasses falling off balconies.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 4, 2024
Get the fernleaf community charter schoolmug. by dsvsugjsbbcegjeowpfn June 5, 2019
Get the Hemlock Schoolmug. What the fuck do we get from this? 98% of this shit we just forget in life. What do we need math for in a career? Only careers that you want math in is a career that requires a math degree. If I want to be a YouTuber, what the fuck do I need math for? What do I need science for? What do I need social for? Like, what the fuck. If I want to be a fucking taxi driver, all I need is math to add up the money expense.
1- Hey, what's your favorite subject in school?
2- All of them are pointless for my future.
1- What do you mean?
2- I want to be a youtuber, not a scientist.
1- Well my favorite subject is science!
10 years later...
2- So, how's it going being a scientist?
1-Oh, I gave up on that a while ago. School did nothing for me about that
2-So, do you understand what I meant now?
1-Yup.
2- All of them are pointless for my future.
1- What do you mean?
2- I want to be a youtuber, not a scientist.
1- Well my favorite subject is science!
10 years later...
2- So, how's it going being a scientist?
1-Oh, I gave up on that a while ago. School did nothing for me about that
2-So, do you understand what I meant now?
1-Yup.
by fuckingdrugdealer June 16, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. i wont try to complain in this definition, but mms is a fucking roller coaster ride. the school is half jewish and its not that i have a problem with that, just so many of kids are rich spoiled brats who just act rude to the teachers. and omg like all the girls wear tight ass lululemon leggings its like someone hit copy paste on their keyboard a bajillion times. so the popular kids you should avoid, there rude they think they own the school and shit. anyways there are some really nice kids here. just be friends with kids who aren’t mean to you and accept who you are. and there are some sneaky people in this school so do not befriend them. now do i think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in the middle school ?? no only in eighth grade. besides, you will probably break up after like a week. and there are also like a ton of bar/bat mitzvahs during 7th grade so just know that. anyways, my advice is to just be really nice to your teachers and try to get decent grades above a B. like, some teachers here are really nice and want to give you an opportunity to get into accelerated classes. don’t forget that going to mms is a great opportunity, because the school is very good. hell, my parents moved here mainly because of the school. if your rich, don’t be a brat about it. and also one of the definitions for mms said to avoid gay people while looking for friends. like,, that is rude. be friends with whoever you like and never treat someone differently just because of the way they are.
by pookiebear3000 July 23, 2023
Get the Millburn Middle Schoolmug.