Land Ass

Butt fucking per square mile of land

Does Colorado have more land ass than Tennessee?

by Doc Hudson’s child May 2, 2022

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head-ass

when you're being a fool and or stupid ass nigga

Person: "Damn nathan stop being a head-ass"
Nathan: "I can't, I was born this way :/"

by madrandorando September 6, 2018

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Double Ass-blast

The act of receiving an ass-blast but the giver blows crack cocaine smoke in the anus first, then continues into an ass-blast.

Babe, do you want a regular or a Double Ass-blast?

by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022

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shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

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ass appointment

A prearranged clandestine sexual encounter devoid of typical date activities (such as the wine and dine).

Similar to a booty call, however, it is scheduled at least 24 hours in advance

Bros: Kick it tonight?

You: Can't, I have an ass appointment with Megan from Bio

Bros: Word.

by lhopitalthings March 3, 2017

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If yo man or woman got that mountable pushing cushion, it can be referred to as a beasty ass. This could be for two reasons the tushy makes you tear up the pure sexual titillation each time that trouser material tightens or the ass is truly untameable, when you be bashing that bottom button your duck diving everywhere to avoid the beautiful bouncy booty.

Beasty arse is also used in some part of the world.

Partner squats to look in lowest cupboard
You (mental straining not to pounce on them) "fuck that's a beasty ass"

by TheDimeofTime January 27, 2018

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