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National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.
You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
by muschifresser February 1, 2025
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National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
by ibeslangin February 2, 2021
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Your Text Here

Your text here is a common phrase that is usually found on advertisements which indicates that you can buy property to put a text or advertisement on said advertisement.
Your Text Here!
Call (phone#) to buy property to list your advertisement today!
by Avrem’s Dictionary February 19, 2023
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your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.
Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already
by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022
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National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
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