boredom slap

when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.

"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."

"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."

"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."

"oh..."

by person with a name May 11, 2012

Slap Fye

To exchange one of the loudest handshake/fives with your buddy, that then turns into a half way hug.

"Damn what's up boi, I ain't seen yo ass in a minute...**slap fye*** What you been up to dawg!?

by Tha Barbarian April 08, 2020

slap the grass

A synonym for "hit the hay"

"Well I'm tired, it's been a long day, time to slap the grass"

by Drunk Aunt August 16, 2017

Slapping The Clam

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.

I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.

by Master Draq May 02, 2021

tommy slap

Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size

His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong

by Tommy d December 03, 2013

Slit slap

To hit/slap a woman in the vagina

If that bitch doesn’t shut up, I’m going to slit slap her.

by Bratso November 15, 2019

Cock Slapped

1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)

also: cock slappestry

Dude! I totally cock slapped that whore in the face after I burned here thighs with a crack pipe!

by Kaaos January 12, 2005