by Alexus Martinez October 12, 2017
When a male or female lines up thier asshole with a vagina and shits into the vagina creating intercourse using the turd.
similar to the position called the "pile driver" but with the actions stated above called "turd furgeson"
by Mike Wilkinson August 12, 2007
1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.
by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 22, 2006
by December Jade November 27, 2007
When someone bites their fingernails, then they take a crap and the chewed up fingernails are sticking downwards out of a turd, like the spikes on a pineapple.
by JENN UHH FER January 20, 2009
Body waste after eating white trash foods like Squeeze cheese, pork rinds, Spam or anything out of a toaster oven.
by Ferocia October 09, 2012
Chief James said "boy you just shot so much shit; that your turd rifle must have been stuck in automatic!"
by melanchete October 10, 2007