horse turd

A person whom is a piece of shit in a relationship.

Zac is such a horse turd.

by Alexus Martinez October 20, 2017

Turd Furgeson

When a male or female lines up thier asshole with a vagina and shits into the vagina creating intercourse using the turd.

similar to the position called the "pile driver" but with the actions stated above called "turd furgeson"

by Mike Wilkinson August 15, 2007

turd nerd

1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.

Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 22, 2006

Turd Splitter

An effort to describe someone's ass.

Just think about it and you will get the drift....

Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!

by December Jade December 26, 2007

Pineapple Turd

When someone bites their fingernails, then they take a crap and the chewed up fingernails are sticking downwards out of a turd, like the spikes on a pineapple.

sharp turd, like a pineapple turd.

by JENN UHH FER January 19, 2009

Trailer turd

Body waste after eating white trash foods like Squeeze cheese, pork rinds, Spam or anything out of a toaster oven.

"Don't use the trailer's bathroom for a few, I just had major trailer turd."

by Ferocia October 9, 2012

turd rider

tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??

i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!

this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!

i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009