Good Dude University

Where washed up athletes attend higher education

Person A: Jimmy would’ve won us the game if he wasn't injured

Person B: You kidding? He threw three interceptions in one quarter last game, he’s on his way to enrollment at Good Dude University.

by bossmanq December 5, 2023

cool dude dog

someone who is super cool but also smells like a dog.

that guy over there would be super awesome if he wasn't such a cool dude dog

by 509-919-7630 November 16, 2020

scooby dude

When a man performs oral sex on and then ejaculates in a woman’s pussy.

I scooby dude that mf.

by Scooby Dude April 7, 2025

dude

a far out stoned grass smoker confused type of guy who won't ever betray your trust

the dude was a really cool guy

by piodalcin May 25, 2018

dude swears

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.

Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks

by Evan Hagahansen May 2, 2018

Dude selfish syndrome

When a guy doesn't want a girl he has intercourse with or had relations with to talk to anyone else. He will get mad, name calling. Threatening, and easily pissed off at you.

He called you a whore and blocked you Shelly. What the hell does he have "dude selfish syndrome?"

by Shelly Smith January 18, 2017

To dude

To have sexual intercourse with a girl in a very non-romantic or passionate way, for the sole purpose of elevating one's manly stature. Usually achieved through the use of excessive allusions and peer pressure, and followed by excessive bragging in deep manly vocal register to one's bros.

Note the phonetic similarity between "to do" and "to dude".

Example 1:
Kathleen - "So last night I had this really weird dream."
Jade - "Did it involve midgets in plaid?"
Kathleen - "It did, actually. One was trying to dude me. He wanted to be able to brag to his friends, but then a dragon flew by and devoured him. And I just sat there wearing a Queen Amidala costume."
Jade - "You had that dream last week."
Kathleen - "Yeah...I think I need therapy."

Example 2:
Bro 1 - I totally did Sarah last night.
Bro 2 - Do you like her?
Bro 1 - Eh, she's okay.
Bro 2 - (thinks to self) Oh, he duded her. I can't decided if that makes him cool or not. I think it does.

by katnjade October 19, 2009