El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position
Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle
by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
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content captain

wanna watch content captain?
by green boi pg3d July 08, 2022
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Booty captain

When you’ve eaten so much ass they you claim the deserve the mantle of the booty captain
You are the jack sparrow of eating ass, you are the booty captain
by Lil pingu March 25, 2018
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Captain Clark

The captain of a highly regarded administration team. She is famous for the quote "My Team" and uses this where possible. She is a very hard working team captain and wears an arm band similar to soccer players to show who the captain of the side is.

Captain Clark is also a good tipper in rugby league tipping competitions.
"My team should now be doing what I say" said Captain Clark
by Wholian Assange March 23, 2011
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Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
by SaladAss-_-7 July 15, 2021
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a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey
Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.
by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023
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captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.
-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
by ButFuggle April 16, 2020
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