Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017
Get the captain feed a homug. When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud
Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.
by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024
Get the captain's choicemug. There is only one thing I can say about him, CROCK OF SHIT who goes for Essendon, who masterbates over every episode of Underbelly. He took some magical drug, and ever since his mind is the eqivalent of a gorilla.
- 40, 40 I see a fat hairy creature
- Shit, thats one old man
- Captain Pwnage, more Captain pedophile
- Are you practising for your role in the Hunchback of Notredam
- Shit, thats one old man
- Captain Pwnage, more Captain pedophile
- Are you practising for your role in the Hunchback of Notredam
by sdhfuigweiukjwegbf May 23, 2010
Get the Captain Pwnagemug. a rank refereed to in the address as "Commander *NAME" or "Captain *NAME*" being that it was for more practical application of intuitive command in highest regardings,
a commander of captains, therefore a battle master and elite appointed leader of roguest battle squadrons
refer then. a very high functioning intellect of life and death scenario, given in military
us. marine corps
a commander of captains, therefore a battle master and elite appointed leader of roguest battle squadrons
refer then. a very high functioning intellect of life and death scenario, given in military
us. marine corps
"Names among the dozen the kid Kyle rescued has been made an honorary captain commander of the marine corps, Commander Soren and they're freaking out he's a mastermind freedom fighter? they SAY anarchist, but he's really cool, and trusted, so duh."
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
Get the captain commandermug. Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
Get the Captain Flexmug. Person 1: "Do you know that fool, Tony. How did he get so much respect?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"
by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024
Get the Captainmug. The person who is wonderful at absolutely everything they do. They can also accomplish whatever they want…. And always seem to get what they want.
Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
by Larry Edward William Tomlinson June 16, 2022
Get the captain kenmug.