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Well, besides having choppy hair, wearing tight pants and taking lots of pictures, Scene can also mean someone who likes to publisize their problems/issues to people either in conversations, in msn names, forums, myspace/facebook profiles, etc. They usually do this by saying something out of the ordinary that will catch peoples attention..thus they are another type of attention whore. An example of something they could do along with msn names is turn their 'what im listenin to' on and listen to sad, depressing music so that everyone can see.
Jimmy: Hey dan, whats up buddy?
Dan: nothing, i just hate my life, you can read all about it today in my msn name. Plz dont hesitate to ask me about it cause i love that.
Jimmy: god dan, your so scene!

Msn name example: wish i could disappear..just when i thought my life couldn't get any worse
by AnnaBanana5050 February 02, 2007
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Something that I noticed the most is that a scene dude will gladly make out with another pathetic scene dude so that said scene dudes can get into scene chick's pants.
Then, scene girl then proceeds to photograph the ULTRA SEXXXy event and post it all over myspace.com, or make Livejournal icons out of the pictures (which were of course taken at a *bleep*ing 50 degree angle).
&&. Boyz Kissing = SEXX <33333<3<3
by That chick named Candice July 07, 2005
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Simple way to put it rather than definitions that take up half your life!

Scene = Colorful Emo
"scene" picture an emo, black hair, looong fringe pulled over an eye, black clothes, iPod that you can hear the drum beat from the song playing wen you're a mile away.

now imagine a 6yr old girl colouring that image in.
TA DAAA!!
by Dr.Ry-Ry (steriotype analysis) October 13, 2008
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A trend that died along with Myspace, thank god.
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fruity gay version of emo. made for people who think emo is cool, but thinks black and gray doesn't go with their eyes.
Posers and Fags.
Emo girl: oh, im so sad and emo all the time...i want to die.
Scene girl: haha, lamoooo im scene and im sooo cool, cunt. a rainbow barfed all over my short choppy hair and i stole this bow from my 2 month old sister. All this fruity eyeshadow is starting to give me pink eye, but that just makes me more hardxcore, ni99a!!!! gimme scene points, ni99a cuntt!!!
by Alexis Hopefully Parker March 16, 2011
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Wanna be stereotype emo's. Mostly call themselves emo. They normally really piss us off. They just try to be emo because they think it is cool. 3/4ths of the stuff at Hot Topic is for scene kids
by xxThatDudexx November 26, 2011
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In public, you already know how to identify these kids. Unfortunately, online, there are two extreme.

1. Look for the person that seem to be using words that are meant to sound poetic and appear as though they've just freshly been looked up on thesaurus.com.

2. If not that, look for sentences and phrases that are mind-numbingling and purposefully incorrect in grammar. This can often distinguish males from females. When in doubt, look for a lot of 'X'es between their words. This is a very distinguishing factor.

If using a site that displays pictures, expect an angled photograph, likely with hair falling over at least some portion of their face.
Non-scene kid writing a simple profile for himself:

"Hi, my name is Brad an I'm 20 years old. My hobbies are biking, running, and traveling. I also enjoy music on occasion."

Poetically-accurate scene kid writing a profile for himself:

"Hey, my name is Chris and I am forever the unbearing image of a hopeless and deprived generation. The archaic means with which I conduct my activities are meant to express my undying dismay for a system which attempts to destroy my very being; a system in which I refuse to participate. Body modification and music solely encompass my crowded itinerary; if my hand isn't expressing itself on the frets of my acoustic guitar, it's expressing itself through my next tattoo design on paper. I won't even list the artists I listen to...you never would have heard of them."

Ridiculously Simple Scene Kid writing a profile:

"hi, im chelsea and im 19 yo. i enjoy things like idk, music nad drwing adn art dna fashn ndadandandan stuff like that. my boyfriend conor is the love of my life so evry1 else BACK OFF!!! <3 <3 <3 u can see me at shows and at schol evry once in a while as lng as im not skipping! xhardxcorex <3 i listen to a lot of music, but nothing u wuld no, nad uh yah add me adn we cn chat! <3"
by WorldAssault May 25, 2009
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