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rusty coat hanger

an extreme insult basically telling the person that their existence is completely meaningless and should have ended before it started in the form of home abortion with the assistance of a rusty coat hanger.
Man, your mom should have rusty coat hangered your ass!
by faulkyoutoo March 7, 2005
mugGet the rusty coat hangermug.

rusty sherrif's badge

dirty battered "ring piece"
Also known as Rusty Bullet Hole, Ass Hole, Brown Eye, Wrong'Un, Exit Sphincter, Poop Hatch, Loaf Chopper, Cornhole, Poop shute, Shitter, Batty Button, Fudge Barrier, Your Momma's Favourite Place or Brown Blow Hole
A homosexual might say "Hmmm, your rusty sherrif's badge is looking tasty today"
by Tim Evans February 3, 2004
mugGet the rusty sherrif's badgemug.

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
mugGet the Rusty Sheriff's Badgemug.

Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.
Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!
by J_Dogg January 2, 2009
mugGet the Rusty Bearded Ladymug.

Rusty Fish-hook

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. While pounding your girl(or guy, whatever your pleasure), you rub and make slow semi-circles around her asshole and the without warning you JAM your finger in her ass. When she turns around to yell HEY!! you give the ole' fish-hook. The shit on your finger resembling rust on a hook. You can go for the Double Rusty Fish-hook, but you need to stick another finger in your own ass right before you jam it in her and then WHAM-O!
Dude, I was railing the chick the other night and she was moaning so damn loud that I had to give her the rusty fish-hook just to get her to shut up...
by WhiteKazel March 4, 2007
mugGet the Rusty Fish-hookmug.

Rusty sherrifs badge

You smell like a rusty sherrifs badge.
by Dr dread July 15, 2003
mugGet the Rusty sherrifs badgemug.

Rusty Cock fight

When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman
John wasn't paying attention when he closed his trunk and he ended up in a Rusty Cock Fight.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
mugGet the Rusty Cock fightmug.

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