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Pocket Rockets

Pocket Rockets is basically when you get dealt a pair of aces in poker (Texas Holdem) which is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky with different things/qualities in life. Such as good looks, good at sports etc
Girl: You're so fucking handsome!
Guy: thanks, yeah I guess you can say God gave me Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG he certainly did!
by CockblockerT December 7, 2016
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Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint
Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night
by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020
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inverted snot rocket

As a girl/guy is giving you oral and as you climax you pull there head back and finish up their nose.
Man, last night I gave my girl a inverted snot rocket! She still has a breath right strip on.
by HorizonSpecrm February 5, 2018
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Kentucky Rocket Launcher

The act of sneezing while defacating, which forces out all matter instantly with high velocity.
Man 1"Man, I shot a Kentucky rocket launcher last night that gave me a hernia"

Man 2"That's deep"
by Thatoneguydan October 2, 2019
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momma rocket

(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.

Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.

Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?

Passenger: No man, what was it?

Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!

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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
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Rocket science

Quintessential observation of a difficult job
Gavin delander- for fucks sake it’s not rocket science
by Hardyakka August 15, 2018
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Rocket

A blunt made specifically with a sativa-dominant strain that is a cross of Island Sweet Skunk and Trinity. Used in a street-slang style.
Bro, this rocket got me fucking zooted
by Drip1 May 28, 2018
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