Two lines on buzz cut on right side of head

The mark of being gay. One will put this mark oneself if he is joining the gay community.

Two lines on buzz cut on right side of head means ur entering the gay community

by Aspen95 June 30, 2010

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

You better stay on that side of the street motherfucker i'll knock you OUT

Gerard way in an interveiw was telling a story once about a guy in a crack house (I think) and the guy said this to him
some mcr fans (aka killjoys) may say this at times when someone says these things:
A:(normal sentence containing the words "you better")
killjoy: YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MF I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!
OR
A: (normal sentence containing the words "that side of the street" or "that side/street")
killjoy:YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MF I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!

A: and i was like, "bro stop stay on that side of the street! I need to catch up"
Killjoy: YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!

by gerards_way March 5, 2021