Short

a short person

'Leo is short'

by PeePeePooPoo Check October 20, 2020

Kick short people october

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

Hey its kick short people october!

by Justjesus October 1, 2022

Short

Official is the definition of short.

A short official chair stands behind a tree.

by cowbelly444 October 29, 2020

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.

Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024

Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.

Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!

by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023

winter short

Park you good ride for the winter and ride an old car for the winter.

Hey yo what you doin with that junk car yo? — it’s my winter short.

by Baaaadpaw September 2, 2023