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Metal Straw Progressive

The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."
by CimmonToastCromch October 3, 2019
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atmospheric black metal

humanity's greatest musical achievement and the best music genre ever and if you disagree you're retarded
A: i fucking hate atmospheric black metal
B: *shoves a spear up A's ass*
by allahfucker September 12, 2022
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metal man whore

someone who just cant get enough of metal. can understand the most indistinguishable pig squeels and can growl with the best of them. often found at warped tour. these guys are hard core and tough. do not mess with them unless you want a boot up your ass
"dude what happened i sushed over as soon as i heard you were intensive care"
i wouldnt give him my signed suicide silence hat man... i didnt know he was a metal man whore!

example two

i heard justin bebier got shot
yeah, a metal man whore was at his concert instead of warped tour by some strange accident.

really what happened?
well the fag asked him for a blow job an dhe blew his head off

YYAAAYYY
by metalmaddness January 18, 2011
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Satanic heavy metal

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and satanic rock.
by Deep blue 2012 October 23, 2009
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Christian Death metal

Fans of the best genre of music out there - Deathmetal.

Contrary to what some other dumbass fucktards have said in here, deathmetal and Christianity do not clash - some basic concepts held by *some* deathmetal bands may be anti-christian, but as far as metal goes, deathmetal tends to be about the state of fucked-ness the world is in, due to human fuck ups, and corruption (which no Christian denies).

All the dicks who decide to go on and on about how anti-christian they are, are mostly just faggot wannabe's, who're trying to get some friends, have their heads lodged up their asses, dont have a fucking clue about what they're claiming to stand for (fucking bandwagon jumping pussies) and dont know the first thing about metal.

(I can respect bands like Lamb of God for their musical talent,and *love* their music, without some of their lyrics having any meaning for me, or affecting my beliefs. Other bands like deicide though, which are just a bunch of musically untalented fucktards, who wanna talk shit about christianity - can go fuck a goat).

All the dickheaded satanists, or atheists, or christian-haters out there, need to realize one thing. We've been around longer than you, we've fought harder and more viciously than you (yeah, we can and have / do fight for our beliefs, all the time, physically and otherwise). We are meaner then you, we are stronger than you, we can take more punishment than you, and above all. We're right.

So all you little bitches who think you're badass by waving around your upside-down crosses, or by screaming your little angsty shit views about God - come get some, we'll crush your fucking skulls.
Satanist_reject: Haha, good lil' Christian boys, I'm with the antichrist, what you gonna do?

Hardcore_Christian: *breaks the fags arm, throws him in the mosh pit and dives on him* Real tough man, bring it on faggot, the devil is a nerdy cocksucker

(Christian Death metal rules hard, it's just normal deathmetal, except the dudes are screaming Christian lyrics every so often)
by AgeOfVengeance April 23, 2006
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Metal Guitar Man

Look up metal man and add this... Those who take it to the next step and begin to mimic their fav metal band by taking up the guitar and playing there music for over 6 hours a day trying to perfect the same style of music.
pantera fans I think that says enough...
by metalguitarman May 2, 2005
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death metal

by stevieg December 10, 2003
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