Someone who sucks at sports (especially cross country) he thrives to maintain having ashy knees and has tree branches for legs. he is sometimes nice but always bullies his friends. he is very short and needs friends to talk to him because he is shy. HE ALSO IS A EGG AND LIVES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS
by kenny Sheldon September 1, 2020
Get the Jacob Jacksonmug. by Someone who’s been laid June 24, 2023
Get the Banner James jacobsmug. Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
Get the Jacob Martinmug. Jacob is literally the most fucking annoying person you will ever fucking meet. You will have shit tons of bruh moments whenever you're around him cause he's so god damn fucking stupid. Jesus fuck he is so fucking annoying fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck it's jacob
by dickbread January 7, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. by joliette April 26, 2017
Get the jacob bixenmanmug. When Your mate called Jacob gets mad as fuck and starts screaming because you killed his minecraft dog
by Zach-41 February 10, 2021
Get the A Jacobmug. by ItzPolarBearDK December 1, 2022
Get the Jacob Fischermug.