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Take me to "the" island

Something you say after making 1 billion dollars in net worth
Agent: Congratulations sir, you have made 1 billion dollars in net worth! *talking on phone* Celebrity: They need me, take me to "the" island.

Squamish of Vancouver Island

What Duncan BC is becoming. When you can’t afford Victoria which is basically the Vancouver of Vancouver Island, you buy in Duncan so you can at least own without going broke. The people of Duncan have the Squamish vibe so it’s definitely fitting.
Adam: dear god Duncan is becoming the Squamish of Vancouver Island

Nate: I can't believe that I can't believe it, but I really can't believe it.

Battle for Dream Island

A show where 20, 18 episodes later, 21 contestants do horrifying, terrifying, fearful and sleek challenges to win an island. Firey won that show.
Did you know that show where a matchstick and a pencil met, then 19 others came and did challenges for 23 episodes?
Yeah, it's Battle for Dream Island!

I can't go to that island disease 

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.
"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."

To Colonize One's Virgin Island 

To take one's virginity.
"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."

THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)