When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...
It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."
Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."
Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."
by redraider70 January 23, 2010
Condition in which you excessively think about prom, things related to prom, prom dresses, prom hair, prom shoes, prom makeup. Only cured by attending prom.
Girl 1: "I keep looking at prom dresses even though I already have a dress!"
Girl 2: "I think you might have prom brain."
Girl 2: "I think you might have prom brain."
by PrimadonnaGirlWantingTheWorld March 09, 2015
Quick change of mind
Was headed to grab a drink with you all as planned but my girl called & brain forked me. Next time...
by Merg1 March 19, 2017
A human being, more technically a high level competitive athlete or military veteran, that has suffered multiple brain injuries from repeated blows to the head, affected with or exhibiting TES (traumatic encephalopathy syndrome; diagnosis in a living person) Vs CTE (chronic traumatic encephalopathy; postmortem diagnosis.) Quite literally the action of one’s brain dying prematurely as a result of his taking so many blows to the head.
Johnny has brain soup, he has come to this restaurant five days a week for the past decade, yet he asks me where the restroom is every single time he comes here.
by Cugino_di_Carmine December 03, 2021
"Candice named her twins Bucket and Bracket, what in the fuck is wrong with her brain hole?"
"I literally shit in the refrigerator last night because the liquor messed up my brain hole. And the shit is still in there."
"I literally shit in the refrigerator last night because the liquor messed up my brain hole. And the shit is still in there."
by Fuckthatguy July 08, 2015
A malady generally suffered by those who are obsessed with twitter and have thoughts in short bursts
by IPod Pilgrim August 26, 2009
A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.
Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.
People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.
Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.
People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.
We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.
by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 05, 2022