Life span of cows

Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)

The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days

by Smoll potato December 4, 2021

Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.

Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

cow

domestic spotted animal

cow goes moo

by catsrulesomuch January 5, 2020

cow

a stupid and fat animal that has no brains and feeds us milk!!!!!

I am drinking milk from a cows tits!!!

by boo boo butt 13 April 9, 2020

Mad Cow

Crazy, unbelievable, bad. The opposite of metal. If something is mad cow, it sucks.

Person 1: I just broke my arm and totaled my car!
Person 2: That's mad cow. I'm sorry.

by The Government of Greenland April 14, 2020

cow

a softy that acts tough

basma is such a cow

by ArtsyHoé May 6, 2020

cow

Generally used in online gamer chat meaning "fat"

1: can't eve 16-0 noobs
2: your mom cow

by xanthis May 7, 2020